Joao Malek

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  FC Barcelona wanted him, now he would be Jimenez and Chicharito's replacement on el Tri

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  He is better than Chicharito and Jimenez combined, but he would be banned from the World Cup all because of the drinking

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  Martino ignored him, he's better than Jiménez and Funes but he's not going to Qatar, he's going to prison

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  They said he would be Jiménez's replacement at El Tri, now he's going to prison