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Elon Musk's chaotic first days as Liverpool owner and ‘cow on ice’ remark

Elon Musk is set to buy Liverpool, and fans are wondering what to expect from the world’s richest man as he takes control.

By Sebastián Hernadez

Photo: Musk and Liverpool social networks.
Photo: Musk and Liverpool social networks.
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According to some playful speculations, if Elon Musk were to purchase Liverpool, his first ten days as club owner would be nothing short of bizarre. Day one would see him renaming Anfield “QAnonfield” and replacing the Liverbird with a controversial design. Day two could involve rewriting history, claiming to be the club's founder and greatest ever manager.

As the days roll on, Musk’s actions would include appointing eccentric figures like Rupert Lowe as finance director and Joe Rogan as fitness coach, while firing Mo Salah under questionable grounds. By day six, after a bizarre 164-0 loss to Borussia Dortmund, Musk would take drastic measures, even launching rockets at the stadium during halftime, only for the first one to explode into the Kop end. After alienating fans with various controversial actions, Musk might ditch Liverpool, buying Manchester United instead, where he appoints Wayne Rooney as manager.

Liverpool’s ‘cow on ice’ and unexpected performances

Meanwhile, on the pitch, Liverpool’s recent cup tie against Accrington Stanley was filled with surprises. Alexander-Arnold started the match, leaving fans curious about team selections. The defense struggled at times, particularly with Endo pushing too high, but Liverpool managed to secure the win.

One standout moment came from Darwin Núñez, who, despite his earlier frustrations, assisted the opening goal and had an overall positive performance. The phrase "cow on ice" was used by a commentator to describe Núñez’s unpredictable play, drawing a parallel with a memorable self-deprecating remark from tennis star Maria Sharapova.

  • Musk’s eccentric plans: His first ten days as Liverpool owner involve outlandish decisions, from renaming the stadium to chaotic team management.
  • Liverpool's cup tie performance: The match against Accrington Stanley saw mixed results, with strong performances from players like Darwin Núñez.
  • 'Cow on ice' remark: The phrase was used to describe Núñez’s erratic but impactful performance, echoing Maria Sharapova’s self-description.
  • Ngumoha’s promise: The youngster, recently signed from Chelsea, impressed in his debut, showing why there’s hype around him.
  • Chiesa’s redemption: Despite concerns about his form, Chiesa’s smile and goal in the match were heartwarming for fans who have followed his journey.

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